Hey Man! Have you ever looked up in the night sky and seen the Death Star?

I see it every night. Tonight it is like 3/4 illuminated, some nights I can only see 1/4 of it. Sometimes it is the full thing. What is it doing there, and are we in firing range? Shouldn't this sort of thing be on the news? Should someone call the police or the Air Force or the Jedi or something?