Can anyone suggest a really funny and new or rarely used monologue that would be good for a young woman?

I'm doing auditions which ask for two contrasting monologues. I've got one down which is quite poignant (Portia's "is Brutus sick?" speech from Julius Caesar) So I would like something funny but not well known to go with it. Preferably intended for someone between the ages of 16-22ish and as new as possible. So if you have any suggestions please let me know!